Monday 3 December 2012

10 Angriest songs of all time


Anger.  It's everyones guilty pleasure of an emotion. We all love being angry sometimes. Crikey why is everyone doing things wrong but I’m doing everything right?! So this week I’m listing the 10 angriest songs in music. I am aware that the majority of Screamo, Death Metal, Hardcore, Post-Hardcore, Metalcore, Grindcore, and even the Earth’s Core can be rather on the temper tantrum side; so to make sure this top 10 covers all of the genres of the music kaleidoscope, I’ve in fact generally over looked a lot of those particular genres of music.  I’m contradicting myself already with that last statement and it’s only the first bloody paragraph, what am I going to do next, expose myself as a closet racist and demand a recount of the 2012 US Presidential election even though Obama clearly won by a country mile? Nah I’m not Donald Duck Trump. I mean he is a Golf Course building, Scottish Landscape ruining, comb-over virtuoso tee-total pervert. He is also very rich and a lot more successful than I’ll ever be. But yet I’m still somehow very glad that I am not him.

10) Nirvana: 
Scentless Apprentice
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Ok you have to set the scene for this song first. Based on one of Cobain’s favourite books, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, its about a dude who had no scent but had incredible smell, and after being marginalised for his freakish nature, becomes a ‘scent apprentice’ (what next scent police) and becomes murderous, revengeful, etc, etc. Cobain liked the novel and apparently saw a bit of himself in the isolated lad, and what resulted was Cobain writing an incredibly aggressive song where he repeatedly screams incredibly loudly each chorus “ahhhhhhh… Go Away. Go Away”, very, very loud. It ties in very well with the mood and direction of In Utero, where Cobain was sick of the commercialisation of Nirvana and wanted to make an un-commercial record as possible, and Scentless Apprentice appears to be the song from the album where he lets his screaming frustration out the most.

9) Neil Young (Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young):
Ohio
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Yeh here’s the first protest-against-authority song. Get used to it bitch. There’s plenty more where that came from. If you’re not pissed off about getting dumped or cheated on your next port of call in the angry song racket is against ‘the system, man’. Luckily this is an absolute blinder of a tune. In response to the killings of four students at Kent State University protesting the Vietnam War by the Ohio National Guard, Neil Young decided to take stock of the situation and write a gripping and powerful tune all about the injustice of their deaths and the war itself, and Young’s band mate David Crosby’s screams of “why” at the end of the song are so powerful it sends chills down your spine, the anger and grief clear throughout the song. The song really soaks in the anti-Vietnam feeling at the time, and the naming of Nixon in the song, and the “tin soldiers” of the Ohio National Guard was a strong move at the time, and is one of the most profound and powerful political protest songs of all time.

8) M.O.P: 
Cold As Ice

Hmmm. From Neil Young to M.O.P. Didn’t think they would ever be mentioned in the same sentence. But blimey these guys were angry. No-one has ever really understood at why or for whom they had such a distinct rage for. They were never famous enough for anyone to care. But this song throughout is a manifesto of violent and aggressive rage, delivered in a ferocious manner over Foreigner’s Cold As Ice, and often rather bluntly informs the listener that they should not be messed with as they are rather verse at fighting people, that they own weaponry which may hurt and kill potential challengers, and are rather good at the old Rap game, even managing to perform “Lyrical heatwaves that’ll keep your brain warm”. Highlights include the lyrics “When deliverin these M.O.P. tactics, I’ll bury you bastards I custom make caskets”, “You gon’ fuck around and get blast”, and also complains that the music public believed that their name stood for “mop” rather than “Mash Out Posse”. I’ll remember that next time; I don’t want to be left in a casket by Mop. I mean Mash Out Posse.

7) Queen: 
Death on Two Legs (Dedicated to…)
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This song from A Night At the Opera is a furious alleged tirade at Queen’s ex-manager Norman Sheffield, who is believed to have abused his role and mistreated the band whilst their manager. It never made a direct reference to Sheffield but it was enough for him to sue the band. Freddie was clearly rather pissed off and bitter about their past manager, and rather than opting for the imaginative and still baffling lyrical imagery used in Bohemiam Rhapsody, instead goes for the blunt approach of telling Sheffield exactly what he thought of him, with lines such as “do you feel like suicide (I think you should)”, declaring him “a dog with a disease”, and is “a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride”. At the end of the song Mercury makes it clear that if Sheffield became unemployed and “null and void” it would make him “happy”. It is probably one of the best ‘fuck you’ songs ever written, as most other such songs don’t include a Brian May guitar solo. 

6) Eamon: 
(Fuck It) I Don’t Want You Back
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Shakespeare V Eamon. Who’s the best? Let’s see. One is a playwriting genius who wrote 37 plays, the other has the Guinness World Record for the most swear words in one song with 33. One wrote beautiful Sonnets about the wonders of falling in love, the other about how his girlfriend “even gave me head”. One followed King Lear up with Macbeth. The other followed up his breakthrough single with ‘I Love Them Ho's (Ho-Wop)’. Hmmm I think Shakespeare just about wins. Eamon did manage to make a lot of money from a song of which half the lyrics are bleeped out, which is an achievement in itself. He’s now a male prostitute.

5) N.W.A:
 Fuck Tha Police
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The Cops. It’s a classic innocence to experience paradox. When you’re young you think they’re the good guys. They’ll keep you safe. They’re heroic. When you grow up however you realise they are corrupt, violent, majorly abusive of their own power, and unfortunately at times racist. This is the ultimate attack on la policia (sounds so much better in Spanish), openly attacking the police in America for deliberately discriminating against Black people in America, and even advocates violence towards the Po, “A sucka in a uniform waitin' to get shot/by me”, and “I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope/Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me”. I don’t advocate violence towards anyone. But what I do advocate is listening to N.W.A. One of the finest Hip Hop groups of all time.

4) Eminem: 
Kim
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There are a few contenders by Eminem that could be included in this list, such as Cleaning Out My Closet and The Way I am. But this one is an absolute blood bath. It’s a bit like one of those voice messages that Mel Gibson would leave his girlfriend when he’s pissed off, then regret it the next day when someone hands the recording to the press. Eminem, as he does have a record deal, decided to record and release his intense anger towards ex-girlfriend Kim as a song, and went way too far in his anger and hatred towards the mother of his child, spewing out a fantasy of where he murders her, going especially graphic by slitting her throat and saying “Bleed, bitch! Bleed!” He’s clearly not too happy with his ex-spouse, its just a shame he had to release such a hate-filled graphic description of how he would murder her, rather than just blank her in the post-office. They later got re-married. Wonder if that song was played for the first dance.

3) 2Pac:
 Hit Em’ Up
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When he wanted to be, 2Pac was an intelligent poet, a clever commentator on living a life of poverty, the hardships women face in society, the absurd nature of fame, and what spirituality meant to him. However, he could occasionally also be a sophomoric thug who just spouted pure vile. This song is unfortunately one of the latter, fuelling the East V West Coast, Biggie Smalls V 2Pac Hip Hop Rivalry of the mid-1990’s, at first many seeing as a gimmick of the record bosses, but unfortunately eventually spiralling out of control and leading both being shot to death. The song is pure hatred, the hate being directed specifically towards Biggie Smalls, bragging about how he’s fucked his wife, how he deserves to die, and how he copies his style, and also other rappers 2Pac has decided are in alliance with the ‘East Side’, going as far as making fun about the fact that Prodigy from Mobb Deep has sickle-cell anemia. Give me Dear Mama or Ghetto Gospel over this any day.

2) Sex Pistols: 
God Save the Queen
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The effect this song had and the legacy it created means it is likely to always go down as the ultimate protest song. At a time of nationwide patriotic feeling and celebration of the Queen's Jubilee in 1977, Johnny Rotten's lyrics represented the anger and pain that the working class people in Britain had felt for so long, anger and pain that had been supressed so greatly in the media. This song exposed the fury and frustration with ranting about how there is “no future” for the working-class in Britain, and equating the Queen’s reign as a “fascist regime.” It got zero radio airplay as it was banned by the BBC and the Independent Broadcasting Authority, yet still managed to get to number two in the charts… many believe it actually got to number one, but the BBC deliberately rigged the charts so it could never be number one as it would cause too much offense. Whether it was a symbol or representation of the Punk Movement or not is up for debate, however no one can deny its success in sending a powerful message of the frustration and disgruntlement of the working class within British society, and a shivering effect of which no protest song before or since has ever had.

1) Rage Against the Machine: 
Killing in the Name

Don’t roll your eyes. Of course it was going to be number one on this list. The 2009 UK Christmas number one (thank you anti-Cowell/real music fan power) is pure rage, and repeatedly shouting Fuck You I won’t do what you tell me 16 times at the end of a song probably means you're slightly unhappy, and this case in particular with ‘the system’. It’s the song that’s always covered by long-haired teenagers at end of year school assemblies or proms, and they always have to change the swear word to something embarrassing like “no way I won’t do what you tell me” or “shut up I won’t do what you tell me” or “Why how dare you, I won’t do what you tell me”.  As a song it’s the most cherished anti-establishment song that will ever exist. The song, which contains few lyrics, cleverly captures the anger that the band feel about the way that America is being run, and everything about it is amazing; whether it be the opening Bassline and Drop D guitar, the cymbal solo going on while Zach Da La Roche is saying “Fuck you I wont do what you tell me”, or Tom Morello’s, (who is an incredible guitarist) solo 2/3rds of the way through the song. This epitomises the angry song. It universally means a lot to Rock music fans. It also means that forever in the history of popular music, songs like Cliff Richards Mistletoe and Wine and Bing Crosby’s White Christmas will stand hand-in-hand with all the other Christmas numbers that your Nan enjoys, an anti-establishment song that uses the word ‘fuck’ more times than when Vanilla Ice came to the realisation that his whole career has been a joke, being a Christmas classic of the past.