Wednesday 9 October 2013

Kings Of Leon: Rank the albums

Sooo. Lets keep it current eh. Well not that current their new album came out a couple of weeks ago. And everyone's done one of these. But screw you I'm doing one too. Since they entered public consciousness in 2003, we have seen KOL transform from hay-loving Tennessee hicks with handlebar moustaches, men who shout YA’LL GAT PURDDYY LIPS at girls to woe them… to clean-cut smart looking lothario global superstars who underwear models just adore. There’s no doubting Kings Of Leon are one of the biggest bands in the world. But which Kings Of Leon do you like most? The slick arena band with a taste for driving verses and epic choruses, or the dirty, rough and ready Southern stoner boys? Does anyone care? Well you do because you’re somehow reading this page. YA’LL GAT PURDDYY LIPS.

6) Mechanical Bull
(2013)
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Kings Of Leon’s sixth album comeback. Surely they can do it. Rocky Balboa came back in his sixth film. Henry the VIII found love in the 6th marriage. Chad Kroeger has 6 penises. Unfortunately, for me, Mechanical Bull is more a The Fast and the Furious 6 than a fighting comeback. I loved Supersoaker, the driving verse, it felt like Caleb was either venting some pent up frustration, that or he was recording the song whilst on the John. But it just feels a bit like a drab U2 album. And who listens to them anymore. It Don’t Matter To Me just sounds so watered down, and Beautiful War and Wait For Me don't even sound like Kings Of Leon. Oh well.

5) Only by the Night
(2008)
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Somewhere along the line, Kings Of Leon must have asked some overweight super-millionaire record company execs how they could earn a bit more money. These rich men told the boys to cut their hair and record a bland stadium rock album, with songs that contain simple hooks which silly people who watch Glee would enjoy. It worked, turning them into one the biggest bands on the planet. However, musically this was the album Kings Of Leon turned from credible artists to stadium sell-outs. Even so, there are still some highlights, Crawl is a cracker and Revelry isn’t a bad song. But even the guys in the band hate Sex On Fire and Use Somebody. However they do now have super model wives and fans all across the world. So I doubt they're too fussed.

4) Come Around Sundown
(2010)

I like this one. Ok ok its not exactly as exciting as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUfuZJI9LK4 but its at times mellowing, at times gloomy, but also at times reminiscent nature seems at home in the long drive home you do when you’re driving home to see your mum once in a while. Unless you never do that. You cold cold bastard. Some have argued its uninspiring and KOL on auto-pilot. But I think it was more a step away from stadium sing-alongs, into a mellower and more introspective album.

3) Because Of The Times
(2007)

The Leon’s third album was an interesting album that often kept you guessing what was coming next, a bit like when Russell Brand opens his mouth (oh a popular culture reference there). Starting off with the hauntingly wonderful and downbeat Knocked Up, back to Caleb’s screaming we love on Charmer, the fascinatingly evolving True Love Way, towards the epicly toned The Runne,. the variety on this album makes it as thoroughly enjoyable to listen to as Piers Morgan admitting that he’s a twat.

2) Aha Shake Heartbreak
(2004)

Only a year after their cracking debut, Kings released this brilliant follow up. The Southern brashness of their debut was left behind on this one, and instead a marrying of new sounds and more upbeat tempo’s and tones. This is evident in The Bucket (how can you not like that song), Velvet Snow and King Of The Rodeo. There is still the daring side reminiscent of their debut on Four Kicks and Pistol Of Fire, and the slow songs are huge winners, Milk a wonderfully ambient song which builds evolves and contracts beautifully, and which is just something else compared to Use Somebody. Day Old Blues is another slower song of which the Kings just can’t seem to match later in their career when they seem to do more of them. This album wails of American adolescence, freedom and fun, and to have produced it so soon after their debut is just damn impressive if you ask me.

1) Youth and Young Manhood
(2003)


This is without doubt one of my favourite albums of the last 20 years. The year was 2003. Music was shit. The biggest selling artists of the year? 50 Cent, the man who enjoys lecturing  in force about women’s rights and explaining to youngsters how to make money through a respectful career and hard work. Avril Lavigne, lady who began with an image slaughtering the use of sex to sell music, then later used sex to sell music.. Linkin Park.-Linkin Park. Yes music was shit. But out of nowhere these Tennessee rough and ready rockers emerge, smashing whiskey bottles and covered in cigarette burns, along with a menacing aura and great big bushy beards. They stuck out because they didn’t fit in. They didn’t dress like anyone else. They didn’t sound like anyone else. They brought an edgy southern Garage Rock to the table, and a fresh sense of genuine rebelliousness and danger which no one else had, or anyone has had since. The album is just brilliant from start to finish- from the opening chords of Red Morning Light, through to the rough and ready Wasted Time, the Punky California Waiting, the best song they’ve ever done Molly’s Chambers, and finishing with the epic Holy Roller Novercaine. The authenticity of the album, the fuzzy rhythms and dirty licks and the sheer Southern whisky chuggin’ energy of the album is intoxicating, and unforgettable.